Spak's Automotive Inc.
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Locality: Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania
Phone: +1 215-295-4731
Address: 900 Trenton Rd 19030-1408 Fairless Hills, PA, US
Website: locations.bumpertobumper.com/pa/fairlessu002520hills/31320
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YES WE STOCK AND SELL AMSOIL. WE ALSO CARRY PRODUCTS FROM THE BG CHEMICAL LINE. ALL GREAT STUFF.
Some won’t get it.
This Quarantine is affecting everyone
Your DUCK IS DEAD A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened ...to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested.. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$1,500!" she cried,"$1,500 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $1,500." You know the drill .....if you're smiling, you must pass it on, give someone else a smile too! Share the laughter.
SO FAR, WE'RE STILL OPEN. GREAT TIME TO SERVICE & REPAIR THOSE THINGS PUT ON THE BACK BURNER.
I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A LOCAL SHOUT OUT. THERE ISN'T A BETTER PLACE TO BUY PUMPKINS AND FALL FESTIVAL ORNAMENTS THEN GEORGE AND GINNY EASTBURN'S FARM ON 1085 DURHAM RD ACROSS FROM THE PINEVILLE INN. THEY ARE THE BEST PEOPLE YOU COULD EVER MEET.
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